Hey, everybody! It's time to watch football and drink responsibly!
It's also time to examine your tailgating equipment and ask, "Could I possibly be doing more to promote a positive and fun drinking atmosphere with purchasable novelties I really don't need?"
I had that thought the other day in a discount warehouse shopping facility when I saw display for a PORTABLE BAR WITH UMBRELLA (Hey Costco, would it kill you to LOWERCASE YOUR SIGNS?) adorned with a Florida Gators logo.
It came with a heavy-duty carry bag. It included a built-in insulated cooler. It required no tools to assemble. It required me to ask, "Might I be exactly
Sadly, I had to draw the line and grab the reins of reality.
But the encounter with such an object reminded me that there are many other more creative accessories worth considering when the desire to test your game-day liver capacity becomes suitably inflamed:
The company's description of this
Wine Rack Bra Flask
Hey ladies! Want to sneak some booze into a game and enhance your figure with a device that is in no way demeaning to your gender? This
If you've seen those YouTube videos where someone shucks an ear of corn in 5 seconds on the end of a cordless drill, you know the concept here. The Spin Chill is a
TailGator Gas-Powered Blender
Is it necessary to spend
Life of the Party Backpack Drink Dispenser
Walk around any pigskin parking lot with a 105-ounce beer tube in a double-spouted backpack and you will, indeed, be the life of the party. At
Incredible Giant Fist Can Cooler
HULK LOVE BEER IN CAN. HULK HAVE LARGE FIST. HULK PUT COLD BEER IN LARGE FOAM FIST TO MAKE THE FUNNY FOR ONLY
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