The few that come to mind --
Remember the heady days when locals could spy "Dynasty" diva
The superstar power outage is almost enough to make The Nose surrender our credentials as a society page columnist.
The truth is, Hollywood A-list couples don't live here and surely don't wed here, no matter how much fancy glass art we have.
But we're proud to report the next best thing: A
This local boy not only attended the "Kimye" nuptials in
The Northwest hasn't received news this exciting since a year ago, when Kanye and Kim had a baby and named her North West.
He's hotter than the burning bush: Some folks might remember
Today, Wilkerson is a 30-year-old associate pastor at
His role at the Kimye wedding circus rocketed him into 15 minutes of global fame, aided by a tailwind of good looks, cool hair, chic fashion and a glamorous wife named DawnChere. Their photo booth snapshot with the ultra-famous newlyweds can be found all over the Interwebs.
"Wait, The Pastor That Married Kim And Kanye Is Super Hot," the website Buzzfeed proclaimed.
"A handsome mix of
Throw in a dash of
Here and there: Up here in
Up here, Wilkerson is the loyal grandson who spoke at Buntain's funeral in 2012. He also spoke at the United 253 event for church youth groups in 2013.
Down there, he's the leader of "The Vous," which sounds like a French version of the
Some would say these two have no business getting hitched by an Assemblies of God pastor -- that her previous fly-by-night marriages and reality TV lifestyle aren't conducive with holy matrimony.
On his Twitter account, Wilkerson takes the path of optimism: "So happy for these two. Grateful for their friendship. The best is yet to come #marriedlifeisthe bestlife."
Till death do they part -- that's his heartfelt prayer.
Meanwhile, the rest of the world expects they'll part according to the terms of carefully written prenup.
Everyone whistle the theme song: Folks in
Who wouldn't want to emulate the rural simplicity of "The Andy Griffith Show" and "Mayberry RFD"?
So it was inevitable that people addressing the
Then a woman walked to the podium and offered a reality check: At least Mayberry had a bar.
For which Otis, the town drunk, was eternally grateful.
Just get on with it,
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