+ A Swedish TV show, Biss och Kajs, found itself in the spotlight in November - in Russia , where government-run television apparently used it to send a political message to Ukraine by highlighting the program's theme of teaching children about bodily functions. The episode Russia chose featured three bulkily-costumed actors sitting around talking - with one dressed in yellow, one in brown and the other unmistakably as a large, nude human posterior. (Biss och Kajs is highly regarded in Sweden ; "biss" and "kajs" refer, respectively to the yellow and brown functions.) Ukraine (against Russia's wishes) is considering a trade agreement with the European Union , and, the Russian station director said, pointedly, "There you have European values in all their glory." + The Bank of England , arguing before the U.K.'s Parliamentary Commission on Banking Standards in October, warned against limiting the bonuses that bankers have come to expect from their lucrative deals - because that might encroach on their "human rights." The Bank suggested it is a human-rights violation even to ask senior executives to demonstrate that they tried hard to comply with banking laws (because it is the government's job to prove violations). + Slick Talkers: (1) Ayoung woman, accosted by a robber on Washington, D.C's Capitol Hill , in October, told the man she was a low-paid intern - but an intern for the National Security Agency , and that within minutes of robbing her, the man would be tracked down by NSA surveillance. She said, later (reported the Washington Examiner), the man just "looked at me and ran away [empty-handed]." (2) A 29-year-old cafeteria worker at Sullivan East High School in Blountville, Tenn. , swore to police on the scene in October that she was not the one who took money from a co-worker's purse, and she voluntarily stripped to near-nakedness to demonstrate her innocence. "See? I don't have it," she said. Moments later, an officer found the missing $27 stuffed in the woman's shoe. + Katarzyna Dryden-Chouen and her husband Clive, busted in a London police raid last year with a marijuana grow operation that had netted an estimated $450,000 , insisted to a jury in October that their massive haul was for "personal" use - in that they worship the Hindu god Shiva, and truly believed that the world would end soon and that they needed a sizable offering to burn. (The jury bought it. "Distribution" charges were dismissed, but the couple still faces jail for their cultivation activity.) + The Seattle City Council voted in October to seize a waterfront parking lot by eminent domain from the 103-year-old owner after negotiations to buy the property on the open market broke down. The state is funding a six-year tunnel-digging project in the area, and the city has decided it needs the property for not-yet-specified uses -except that in one part of the property, the city said it plans to operate a parking lot. + Karma: (1) Larry Poulos was stopped on an Arlington, Texas , street in September, bleeding from a head wound and complaining that he had just been robbed by two men. A friend of Poulos later corroborated that, but police also learned that the money Poulos had been carrying was the proceeds of his having robbed a credit union earlier that evening. He was treated for his wounds and then arrested. (2) At least 44 health workers were struck with a suspected norovirus in September at a Creative Health Care Management convention in Huron, Ohio . Noroviruses are sometimes called the "Norwalk" virus, named after one notable outbreak in 1968 in Norwalk, Ohio , about 12 miles from Huron . Breakaway former officials of the Boy 1 Scouts of America met in Nashville, Tenn. , in September to establish a Scouts-type organization that can freely discourage homosexuality, with one leader promising Fox News that the result would be "a more masculine" program. Another prominent attendee described his sorrow at the BSA's embrace of gay boys: "I've cried a river." In November, Sweden's National Housing 1 Board ordered the country's famous Ice Hotel in Jukkasjarvi (built anew annually out of fresh ice blocks) to install fire alarms. "We were a little surprised," said a spokeswoman (who acknowledged that the hotel's mattresses and pillows could catch fire). Greg Gulbransen of Oyster Bay, N.Y. , 1 announced in September that he was about to sue the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration for dragging its feet in implementing the Gulbransen-inspired 2007 federal legislation that he said would save lives, especially those of toddlers. The unimplemented law would force car manufacturers to install rear-facing cameras as standard equipment, a cause Gulbransen embraced after accidentally, fatally, backing over his own toddler in the family's SUV. An exhaustive American Civil Liberties 1 Union report in November showed that more than 3,200 people are serving life sentences in the U.S. for non-violent offenses (about 80 percent for drug crimes). Most were sentenced under "three-strikes"-type laws in which the final straw might be for trivial drug possession, for instance, or for a petty theft such as the $159 -jacket shoplifting in Louisiana , or the twojersey theft from a Foot Locker . Said the jacket thief, Timothy Jackson , "I know that for my crime I had to do some time but... I have met people here whose crimes are a lot badder with way less time." Added his sister, "You can take a life and get 15 or 16 years," but her brother "will stay in jail forever. He d idn't kill the jacket! " Undignified Deaths: (1) Douglas Yim , 1 33, was convicted in September of murdering a 25-year-old man in Oakland, Calif. , in 2011 after an evening of teasing by the man, who mocked Yim's certainty about the existence of God. (2) A 27-year-old yoga fanatic in St. Austell, England , drowned in a pit in May during a well-publicized attempt to create an "out-of-body experience" to get as close to death as possible but without going over the line. SEND YOUR WEIRD NEWS TO WEIRDNEWS@EARTHLINK.NET OR WWW.NEWSOFTHEWEIRD.COM
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