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In honor of the final chapter of "The Twilight Saga," opening today, we re-watched the first four installments of the teen vampire/ werewolf romance, in order to present a few statistics:

13

Total number of times (in four movies) that Jacob appears shirtless - at least three times in the rain.

0

Number of times Jacob is shirtless in the first movie, "Twilight"

All the time

Number of times Taylor Lautner somehow gives the impression, during long pauses, that Jacob is thinking about taking his shirt off for lack of a better response to the situation

11

Number of times Bella does something klutzy

7

Number of times Bella does something klutzy in the first movie, "Twilight"

18

Number of times Edward is supposedly looking lustfully at Bella, but actually looks kind of nauseated

14

Number of times Edward and Jacob meet and sneer at each other, or are otherwise disdainful, as if smelling something bad (which, according to the books, they are)

3

Number of times Bella bleeds, accidentally incurring the sudden dramatic bloodlust of her vampire friends

Uncountable

Number of times you wonder, watching these movies, why vampires all have such fabulous hair

Total number of times that Jacob appears shirtless - at least three times in the rain, none of them in the first movie

Number of times Bella does something klutzy, seven of them in the first movie, "Twilight"

Number of times Edward is supposedly looking lustfully at Bella, but actually looks kind of nauseated

Number of times Edward and Jacob meet and sneer at each other, or are otherwise disdainful, as if smelling something bad (which, according to the books, they are)

Number of times Bella bleeds, accidentally incurring the sudden dramatic bloodlust of her vampire friends

A roundup of a few immortal "Twilight" lines:

"Am I the wrong kind of monster for you?" (Jacob to Bella, "New Moon")

"My cousin? Had leprosy? Not funny." (Anna Kendrick's Jessica in "New Moon")

"I've waited a century to marry you." (Edward to Bella, "Breaking Dawn - Part 1")

"(Edward) looks at you like ... you're something to eat." (Mike to Bella, "Twilight")

"Let's face it, I'm hotter than you." (Jacob to Edward, "Eclipse")