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NFL Power Rankings Last week
1. Green Bay Packers 1 (previous week rank)
Positioned perfectly.
2. Baltimore Ravens 2
Will allow Colts to live.
3. New Orleans Saints 4
Scoreboard may need extra digit.
4. Pittsburgh Steelers 3
Sporting one-legged offense.
5. San Francisco 49ers 6
Plugging gaps like silicone caulk.
6. New England Patriots 5
Make GB's defense look good.
7. Houston Texans 7
Forgot they're supposed to lose.
8. Denver Broncos 13
WRs now listed as FBs.
9. Dallas Cowboys 9
Need to be in a N.Y. state of mind.
10. Oakland Raiders 8
Suffered black eye under patch.
11. New York Jets 15
Need to take subway line 'W'.
12. Tennessee Titans 16
Want Saints to consider punting.
13. Cincinnati Bengals 10
Strangely focused on football.
14. Detroit Lions 14
Holding bake sale to pay fines.
15. Atlanta Falcons 11
Ryan turning into Matty Slush.
16. Seattle Seahawks 18
NFL plays on Mondays?
17. Chicago Bears 12
Wish they were armed.
18. New York Giants 17
Not sure they lost to Packers.
19. Arizona Cardinals 24
So consistently inconsistent.
20. Miami Dolphins 23
Too late to win a Tony.
21. San Diego Chargers 25
Norv's hourglass nearing end.
22. Buffalo Bills 19
Back to being tortured souls.
23. Kansas City Chiefs 26
Can't believe still in it.
24. Tampa Bay Bucs 20
Need to send more players home.
25. Carolina Panthers 28
At least know where end zone is.
26. Cleveland Browns 22
Time to fold up the tent.
27. Philadelphia Eagles 27
Vick bummed he's healthy.
28. Washington Redskins 21
Last place is for losers.
29. Minnesota Vikings 29
Stadium isn't all they need.
30. Jacksonville Jaguars 30
Will accept moral victories.
31. St. Louis Rams 31
At least fans enjoying popcorn.
32. Indianapolis Colts 32
Have heard stories of scoring.